honestly, some of the sexiest things about a guy is the way his voice sounds when he’s tired, the smirk of satisfactory he gets on his face when he knows he’s done something good, and the protective instincts he has when it comes to his girl

(Source: l4dyboner)

doncastrate:

there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell